Jace Insane's Fun House

A picture of Doctor Jace Insane

Are we having fun yet?


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(Click on one of these unless you'd prefer to wander around aimlessly and never find what your looking for.)

A cartoon about Schrodinger's Cat

















Puzzles

Are you puzzled?

Puzzle 1)

Puzzle 2)

Note: To win 300 psycho points, film yourself licking a picture of Jace Insane and then post the video on YouTube!

















Mating Compatibility Test
(This test is for legal adults, only. By taking this test you agree that you are at least 18 years of age.)

Are you compatible for mating with your mating mate for sexual internal co-inhabitation?

Take the test and find out:




Thank you for taking the test. Your results will be sent to you via a psychic impression in a dream, free of charge, in a few years. However, if you are a single, attractive, intelligent, well-bathed, adult female, you have failed the test miserably. Please see a doctor regarding your problem.

















A Natural Frequency Of Space-Time?

Here's a paper I wrote about space-time:A Strong Mathematical Correlation Between Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation and A Possible Natural Frequency of The Space-time Metric (The contact information listed on it is outdated and I'm no longer a student.) Have fun, and try not to fuse your molecules with a wall, a chair, or your DeLorean. Remember, if you accidentally prevent your parents from meeting, you'll have to artificially inseminate yourself.

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