Abandon all hope, ye who doth entereth here.  Lucky for thine arse the archive be now clos-ed.  The key hath been lost.  To gain access at this hour thou must entereth the passcode upon the line ___________________________________. 

Then dost thou hitest the return key.  Waiteth thou five minutes. Then dost thou counteth the number of pixels upon thy screen.  Thou must devideth this number by 12 and sayeth the alphabet backwards ten times.  Then must one stand upon one leg and screech like a monkey until thou begineth to laugh hysterically, falleth upon the deck, and snot begineth to issue forth from thy nasal passages. Fare thee well.